4
Jan/10
3

Ugh.

Attention! David and Goliath Tees is now making this offensive shirt. I find the shirt offensive because it’s implying it’s funny to be gay, and as one of my friends pointed out, it mirrors the “I’m with stupid” shirt. Note that the shirt does not say “He has brown hair” or something to that effect because it’s okay and normal to have brown hair. If you agree, please email questions@davidandgoliathtees.com to inform them of their error.

24
Nov/09
0

I walk past this every time I go to work.

OMGWTF

I walk past this every time I go to work. It creeps the hell out of me.

17
Nov/09
0

Microsoft is so dumb.

As if I need another reason to not want to use Microsoft products, this comes along.

Microsoft SucksDead serious. Microsoft acknowledged it and took down the ad.

http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/25/microsoft-sucks-at-photoshop/

20
Oct/09
0

Eros and Thanatos

Sorority Row Poster

I pass a movie poster for Sorority Row (left) maybe six or so times a week. Every time I see it, I get a little angrier. What’s with the slasher film formula of getting a person naked/sexual, and then stabbing them with a shard of glass or electrocuting them in a bathtub? Does anyone else see this as a problem? These movies get the viewers aroused, but instead of an orgasm (something that instantly warrants an R rating) we see their blood and guts drop to the ground (something that could easily be PG-13). What messages does this send? That whenever one is sexual, they deserve to die? Also, I wonder if there are negative side effects to having a arousal/murder correlation in one’s mind.

Eros and Thanatos

Maybe there is something else going on here. Maybe I should be less of a granola eating vegan hippie. The connection between love and death is old. For example, Cupid, the god of lust and romance, is the offspring of the god of love and the god of war. Eros and Thantos (lust and death, or so, pictured on the right) are often portrayed as a pair, and interestingly with a woman as Eros and a man as Thanatos. There is a French expression literally saying, “the little death,” but referring to an orgasm. Recent studies (like this one) have showed brain activity parallels between dying and orgasming. So who knows, but I still think it’s bad.

13
Jul/09
1

Everyone Loves a Seven Incher

BK Super Seven Incher Advertisement

BK Super Seven Incher Advertisement

You know what is HILARIOUS about this ad? I’m assuming they are marketing it to men, with the whole pretty blond looking like she’s giving head. However, think about it. The ad is saying that the BK Super Seven Incher is a penis. They are selling men a $6.25 meal that includes a drink, fries, and a “seven incher” for them to sink their teeth on.