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I’m on Google Maps ...

A few months ago, I was walking to my friend’s house in Makiki. I was about to cross the street when I saw the Google Maps Street View car driving down the street taking p...

Ugh.

Attention! David and Goliath Tees is now making this offensive shirt. I find the shirt offensive because it’s implying it’s funny to be gay, and as one of my friends...

Make Believe

Whenever I am in a car driving or being driven somewhere and the surrounding environment looks foreign in some way, I’ll start to convince myself that I am somewhere else....

Homeless Obsession

Anyone who knows me knows that I obsess over something for a short period of time with the upmost passion only to completely drop it two months later. My current obsession is ho...

Gendered Construction Si ...

OLD and tired news, I know, but I still found this interesting. So, there’s construction going on at the University of Hawai`i at Manoa’s Biomedical Science building...

I walk past this every t ...

I walk past this every time I go to work. It creeps the hell out of me.

Dumplings

Feeling lazy, I picked up a package of vegetable dumplings at Don Quijote.

Chile Cornmeal Fried Tof ...

I made chile cornmeal fried tofu the other night. It turned out pretty tasteless.

Send Home Reality

Postcards featuring the social outcasts of Hawai'i.

View from Dad’s

This is the panoramic view from his rooftop.

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  • Dumplings

    Feeling lazy, I picked up a package of vegetable dumplings at Don Quijote.

  • Chile Cornmeal Fried Tofu

    I made chile cornmeal fried tofu the other night. It turned out pretty tasteless.

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  • Travel Story : Tokyo

    In January of 2009, after assisting for three weeks with a linguistics experiment in Bangkok, Tha...

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Feeling terribly lazy last night, I picked up a package of vegetable dumplings at Don Quijote (a Japanese grocery store chain that has a location here in Hawaii). They turned out pretty well and has inspired me to relearn how to make dumplings!

Dumplings!

Dumplings!

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Every now and again I decide to cook something new and random. I was flipping through a cookbook when I found a recipe for chile cornmeal fried tofu. It actually turned out tasteless, but crunchy. I’m for sure making it again, but using a lot more spices next time.

Everything you need

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This is a prototype of a project I’m thinking about doing. I want to take pictures of various homeless and socially outcasted people throughout Hawai’i, and then make postcards for tourists to send home so the illusion of paradise can be broken down…or something…I’m not really sure anymore. Anyway, here’s the example. It’s a picture I took on my walk home from work one night of a homeless person sleeping in the window of a fancy children’s bed store.

Aloha from Paradise

Aloha from Paradise

I slept on my floor of my dad’s apartment in Boston for the whole summer of 2005. This is the panoramic view from the rooftop.

View from dad's place in Boston

View from dad's place in Boston

The Beretania Bee Lady

The Beretania Bee Lady

This person dresses up like a bee, dresses her three dogs up as bees, ties them to her bike, and then rides all over Beretania street here in Honolulu, Hawai’i. I’ve seen her a number of times, but I finally got a picture of her!

 Diego Velázquez's "Las Meninas"

Diego Velázquez's "Las Meninas"

A beautiful and wonderful friend of mine gave me a copy of one of their favorite books, “Eros : The Bittersweet” by Anne Carson, for my birthday. It’s, as I’ve been describing it so far, a 160 page essay about eros. Even though some chapters (namely the one that claims the Greek alphabet is the best the world has seen so far) really piss me off, the work on a whole has honestly given me a new perspective on the concept of eros/love/desire. The reason I’ve posted this Velazquez painting that every art history major knows by now and rolls their eyes at is that the book gave me a different light for it. As you study the scene, your eyes go in a certain direction. Most viewers start with the center-most girl, and then scan all the major players surrounding her. Only after absorbing the main idea (and understanding that “las meninas” means ‘brides of honor’), does the viewer see the mirror in the background exposing that they are actually not the ones intended for viewing the work, rather that the then king and queen of Spain were. Foucault analyzed this painting as the precise hiding point from which our gaze disappears and we become fully aware of our actions. I remember starting college and one of my first professors ripping up my paper and asking, “Who are these people in white lab coats behind you agreeing and dictating all these actions?” I would now say they are the King and  Queen of Spain, or they are Me, or they are You.

In January of 2009, after assisting for three weeks with a linguistics experiment in Bangkok, Thailand, I had the opportunity for a three day layover in Tokyo on my way back to Hawai‘i. Clearly, I took it. I had been to Japan before, but Okinawa, so many would say I had never really been to Japan. I arrived early afternoon on a Friday. I had been told to go straight to Shibuya Station so that I could see the rush hour foot-traffic across the world’s busiest crosswalk, and in one of Japan’s busiest subway stations. Now, because I speak Mandarin, I can actually read a lot of Japanese signs, but when it comes to spoken Japanese, I was a total goner. Despite all that, I amazingly got to Shibuya Station right at 4:00 in the afternoon.I stored my luggage in a locker at the airport, and so all I had on me was a backpack with a couple changes of underwear, socks, et cetera. For some odd reason, Michael Jackson seemed like the best soundtrack to fighting through Japanese rush hour traffic with a bulky backpack on. Smooth Criminal, full volume, iPhone securely in front left pocket. I push and shove my way over the heads of busy and tired Japanese workers heading home (I’m 6’5″). Once again, I miraculously got straight to the Shibuya Station crosswalk. At this point in the trip, I realized that if I couldn’t read Japanese kanji, I would have not have gotten nearly as far as I had, so easily, at least. I’m outside now, standing in the biggest crowd I’ve been in since going to outdoor concerts in high school. The light turns green and off we go. The road suddenly disappears and all you see is a blanket of bobbing black heads. I cross the street and head straight to Starbucks, where I got a coffee, and then sat on the second floor balcony that overlooks the crosswalk. I get my guidebook out that I purchased at Narita (the airpot). I start reading about another area of the city called Shinjuku. It was described as sort of seedy, sort of artsy, sort of gay, sort of fashionable, sort of red-light district. After reading the first paragraph, I knew where I had to be. I hopped off my stool, crossed back over into the station, and three stops later I was at Shinjuku. This is where everything turns bad. First of all, it starts to snow. I haven’t seen snow in years, let alone been in weather cold enough to produce snow. I was dressed for maybe a cool spring day, at best.

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Attention! David and Goliath Tees is now making this offensive shirt. I find the shirt offensive because it’s implying it’s funny to be gay, and as one of my friends pointed out, it mirrors the “I’m with stupid” shirt. Note that the shirt does not say “He has brown hair” or something to that effect because it’s okay and normal to have brown hair. If you agree, please email questions@davidandgoliathtees.com to inform them of their error.

Yellow and Red Tent

I was walking through a prairie full of knee-high green grass. The sun was a buttery yellow and tiny clear blue rain drops were falling here and there. Suddenly, a red and yellow striped circus tent appeared. It felt like something was pulling me to the tent, so I walked towards it. I kneeled as I approached where the tent met the grass. I stuck my right arm down to pull up the tent, but instead my hand fused into the tent material. I fell to my back and scrambled to get away from the tent. The harder I pulled, the tighter the tent material became. There was a loud clonking, like a giant cog was being turned, causing the tent to get tighter and tighter. At this point my entire right arm, part of my right leg, and part of my right side had fused into the tent and was now yellow and red canvas. I was flailing my remaining limbs and screaming for help when I looked up and realized that I was pulling down my vision and retreating into it.

"Hawaiian Style"

Dear sir,

There is absolutely nothing “Hawaiian” about your shirt. Have a stupid day.

Love,

Abe

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